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Show Of Hands October 16th, 2012 12:00am

Election HAIKU contest! Enter your best 5-7-5 syllable Haiku about the election in the comments. Winner (with most Likes) gets an Amazon gift card. Keep 'em PG, please.

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EarlyBird Portland
11/06/12 5:29 pm

This is Haiku thread
Your post must be in Haiku
Can you handle it?

goldman Georgia
11/06/12 1:24 pm

It's unfortunate that overspending, self-centered, greedy and unappreciative American citizens blame a group of elected officials for all the problems. Please vote and help rebuild America. The negativity on both sides proves absolutely nothing but how childish we truly are. God Bless America!

1337 Missouri
11/06/12 11:14 am

I vote romney for head of sanitation. You know trash pick up. He's good at that! Look at his voters!

bleezyj Washington
11/06/12 9:30 am

bring home our troops now
make change in America
vote for obama


hbmyers13
11/06/12 9:08 am

you should vote today
it is really inportant
i cant make haiku's

guitargirl102
11/05/12 9:43 pm

Nate Silver's all in.
He says Obama will win.
We'll know tomorrow.

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guitargirl102
11/05/12 9:42 pm

I'm so glad the signs
and the political ads
will soon be over.

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EarlyBird Portland
11/05/12 2:06 pm

Thirty six hours
To go, before we will know
Who is President.

GrandmaALiCE Rocky Mtns aerial view
11/05/12 2:02 pm

Now I do hear that
It's all about Ohio.
Well, how about that?



CallMeMatt Lancaster, PA
11/04/12 5:05 pm

Vote red or vote blue
So that you can have a voice
To decide who wins

EarlyBird Portland
11/04/12 12:48 pm

Such foolishness here.
Don't you know by now, who wins?
Of course, MrO!

DevinThedark Vancouver
11/03/12 3:56 pm

Obama Biden, oh Romney Ryan
I just don't know. Hey! I just don't know.

figbash California
11/03/12 12:11 am

Red makes you heartless
Blue makes you a bleeding heart
Give purple a chance

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figbash California
11/03/12 12:09 am

Two-party system
Seems quite a bit obsolete
Go Gary Johnson!

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figbash California
11/03/12 12:07 am

The devil you know
Or the Devil you do not
Either way we are all screwed

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broncomark often, not what I seem
11/01/12 7:59 pm

Obama Romney
America decides which
Future in balance


11/01/12 3:44 pm

Romney is stupid
He does not have a smart plan
His policies suck
#Former Romney supporter #openyoureyespeople

ishady 86451132020
10/31/12 2:57 pm

Romney keeps lying
While good men keep dying
No more war for gas

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eddiej Virginia
10/31/12 7:36 am

after quite some time
I return to this question...
you're all still posting
-___-

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guitargirl102
10/30/12 10:13 pm

Every vote matters
But I live in Ohio.
My vote matters more.

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guitargirl102
10/30/12 10:04 pm

This is the time when
I wish I lived somewhere else.
Sucks to be swing state.

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guitargirl102
10/30/12 10:01 pm

It's nothing but lies
Each time he opens his mouth.
Which one is it? Both.

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guitargirl102
10/30/12 10:00 pm

There's no good option.
Too bad the third parties can't win.
Lesser of evils.

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case4490
10/30/12 2:49 pm

Fire Obama
Romney for America
Mitt develops jobs

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HershelH
10/29/12 7:14 pm

A lot of money
A lot of malarkey too
Is it over yet

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EarlyBird Portland
10/28/12 9:35 pm

Sandy is coming
Our voting might be delayed
I sure hope it's not.

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10/28/12 6:16 pm

Obama's Excuse For Everything

Stop blaming George Bush
Focus on America
Get out of office!

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HISMAGESTY Massachusetts
10/28/12 1:33 pm

why would you vote for
a person who is calling
twenty-four seven

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HISMAGESTY Massachusetts
10/28/12 1:30 pm

I am sick of theese
negative ads taking up
all my TV time

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Zack100 Tatooine
10/28/12 8:32 am

How is it possible for this comment to be earlier than the actual post

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corbeaux
10/27/12 10:30 pm

The sky is not blue
It is red because it is
Je suis un corbeau

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kibby544 Washington
10/27/12 8:16 pm

Obama or Mitt?
And it must remain PG?
With a name like Mitt?

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GrandmaALiCE Rocky Mtns aerial view
10/27/12 7:52 pm

Obama? Romney?
I'm glad it's almost over!
Who will win the vote?

EarlyBird Portland
10/26/12 7:49 am

Don't let Haiku end
It's such a fun thing to do
Now I will be sad

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EarlyBird Portland
10/26/12 7:42 am

There are some people
Who stink at writing haiku
Is one of them you?

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EarlyBird Portland
10/26/12 7:39 am

That's not very good

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Jzmncr California
10/24/12 11:02 pm

Why fight today?
What is there to fight for,
Children of today

Jzmncr California
10/24/12 10:59 pm

Why fight today?
What is to fight for?
Children of today

rastamonsta
10/24/12 4:54 pm

Hillary would kick @ss as a president

Underhill
10/24/12 4:37 pm

Maybe it is time
To find a woman who could
Become president.

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Romney225
10/24/12 4:34 pm

Romney for the win

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Romney225
10/24/12 4:32 pm

Rasta monsta is a few akin idiot. Obama is a moron. The end

rastamonsta
10/24/12 3:14 pm

Romney is a jerk
He only cares for the rich
Middle class will cry

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kmurphy
10/22/12 11:40 pm

I think Obama
Has some explaining to do
If he wants my vote.

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kmurphy
10/22/12 11:38 pm

Romney, Obama
Watch the debates and tell me
They're not both liars

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