In "Seinfeld" a soup was "not a meal." Apparently, a "salad" does equal a "twenty!"
Is it a "big salad"
Lucky he didn't ask her to toss it!
Well at least Poppie wasn't there because he doesn't wash his hands.
Are you in the market for a sofa?
Are you a close talker?
No. I am a hand model!
So you have "man hands"
Why did you decide to follow me yesterday?
The sea was angry that day my friend
Are you better now?
No no i am angry and bitter- look for it in my responses.
Can't talk...eating my Kenny Rogers Chicken under a neon light!
Just let me know when to stick a fork in you!
Sorry, I thought you said butter. ❤️
Kramer was soaking in butter!
Stick it! Stick it! They want to stick it to you!
I said that to Wolf the other day
So who ticked you off?
Hmmm, I thought it was Mulva.
Sounds like a lady part?
"He took "it" out. "
I made deep passionate love with Mahatma
Under low-light conditions.
Its 1:00 in the morning and Im at a cock fight, what am I clinging to?
The jerk store called and they're out of you!
Inporting and exporting - Art Vanderlay
I was in the pool!
Master of the domain!
By the way they're real and they are spectacular.
That's one ugly baby.
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Imagine if he had a burger!
Guilty of being a dork. A salad for a blowjob. Hilarious.
He got two days? What condition will the salad be in when he gets out?!?
He doesn't even offer her his special dressing.
What an animal. Carrying around salad feeding hungry hookers.