Show of HandsShow of Hands

Diogenes June 12th, 2014 4:06am

In "Seinfeld" a soup was "not a meal." Apparently, a "salad" does equal a "twenty!"

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chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 9:23 am

Is it a "big salad"

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Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 5:04 pm

Lucky he didn't ask her to toss it!

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 6:15 pm

Well at least Poppie wasn't there because he doesn't wash his hands.

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:17 pm

Are you in the market for a sofa?

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:23 pm

No. I am a hand model!

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 6:24 pm

So you have "man hands"

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:37 pm

SERENITY NOW!

Why did you decide to follow me yesterday?

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 6:40 pm

The sea was angry that day my friend

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:51 pm

Are you better now?

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 6:52 pm

STELLA!! STELLLLLAAAA!!

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 6:54 pm

No no i am angry and bitter- look for it in my responses.

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:56 pm

Can't talk...eating my Kenny Rogers Chicken under a neon light!

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:57 pm

Just let me know when to stick a fork in you!

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 6:58 pm

Sorry, I thought you said butter. ❤️

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 7:07 pm

Kramer was soaking in butter!

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 7:09 pm

Stick it! Stick it! They want to stick it to you!

I said that to Wolf the other day

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 7:15 pm

So who ticked you off?

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 7:22 pm

Hmmm, I thought it was Mulva.

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 7:49 pm

I made deep passionate love with Mahatma

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 8:02 pm

Its 1:00 in the morning and Im at a cock fight, what am I clinging to?

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 8:13 pm

The jerk store called and they're out of you!

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 8:15 pm

Inporting and exporting - Art Vanderlay

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/12/14 8:31 pm

By the way they're real and they are spectacular.

Diogenes FreeMeBe
06/12/14 9:30 pm

That's one ugly baby.

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/13/14 5:19 am

Maybe the dingo ate your baby

2katz I live in Nebraska
06/11/14 9:53 pm

Guilty of being a dork. A salad for a blowjob. Hilarious.

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EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
06/11/14 9:20 pm

He got two days? What condition will the salad be in when he gets out?!?

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EarthMunkey The Golden Rule. Always.
06/11/14 9:13 pm

He doesn't even offer her his special dressing.

What an animal. Carrying around salad feeding hungry hookers.

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