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Diknak Ohio
06/12/14 10:37 am

I wrote a (harmless) virus in programming class and put it on my computer teacher's computer. it crashed her PC several times before I showed mercy and removed it for her.

thursday Kansas
06/12/14 9:15 am

I put a post it note on my science teacher's back in middle school that read "what's wrong with my pants? You're not in them." Tacky and immature, but I did it.

RumpleForeskin Western NY
06/12/14 7:03 am

I hid an empty milk carton in the hallway and it stunk rotten for 3 days until it was found.

swervin Maryland
06/11/14 10:24 pm

I used to look for locks that were unlocked and swipe them. I would then look for lockers with no locks and peek inside. If there looked to be a good amount of stuff inside, I would take my newly acquired lock and put it on this locker.

swervin Maryland
06/11/14 10:25 pm

I feel like I was doing good though, the person with the stolen lock learned to lock their locker and the person who could not reach their stuff learned to lock their locker as well. Everyone learned something and I got a good laugh.

BrittneyBunny Maryland
06/12/14 8:07 am

Cough cough tell the desk story cough cough

vin woof
06/11/14 8:56 pm

On April fools day I painted the toilet seats with Vaseline.

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Liberatheist Mustafar
06/11/14 7:49 pm

I would turn my teachers computer off via smart board when he/she wasn't looking.

RumpleForeskin Western NY
06/12/14 7:15 am

I would switch the mouses on adjacent computers in the computer lab so one mouse would move the curser on the other. And I would also drag the login window as far into the corner as to not be seen so people would think they cant log in

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/11/14 1:34 pm

Never. It didn't even occur to me

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political Georgia
06/11/14 3:38 pm

good girl!

morten
06/11/14 12:02 pm

A few things. Smeared chocolate frosting on the toilets. Took the mean recess attendant's giant tigger from their yard and put it on the Main Street in town. I'm only a good kid because I never get caught.

political Georgia
06/11/14 12:36 pm

Some of my former baseball buddies put ketchup packets under the toilet seat. Some man sat down on the seat, and you can guess what happened.

RumpleForeskin Western NY
06/12/14 7:18 am

Political, really? I've always wanted to do that! Or form cling wrap into the toilet bowl. But my favorite toilet joke is when people crap all over the toilet seat and somehow gets on the flusher and the door lock. -_-

EarlyBird Portland
06/11/14 11:57 am

I knew it, you little devil :)

presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:19 am

I've put stink bombs in classrooms (and teachers' cars that left windows cracked). On special occasion, for those super-fascist teachers, I would find dead vermin to put in their desk drawers.....

I was a dirtbag as a child....

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presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:47 am

Not much better as an adult either: in Basic Training, I removed springs (more than 50%) from the bunk beds of some of the guys that found it funny to pick on me. They would either fall through, or at at least get the linens all jacked up.

presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:03 am

I think my most notorious one would be in second grade. I raided a bag of Tootsie Rolls at home and ate nearly every one. Fearing I would get nailed for it, I collected every piece of brown crayon in the house and wrapped them up and put them ....

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presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:04 am

...back in the bag. With a family of four kids, we had tons of crayons, so it wasn't too difficult. What I didn't know, was that bag went with me the next day to school for my class Halloween party. That did not end well for me.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:10 am

Hahaha! That's great!

presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:15 am

One time, I wrote a message on the Principal's hood with Krazy Glue. It wasn't a nice message. Here in the AZ heat, Krazy Glue shrinks, and takes the paint with it. He had to have his hood repainted.

thewheel
06/11/14 11:01 am

Yep. It was all stupid stuff teachers just shake their heads at, nothing worthy of punishment.

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 10:43 am

I skillfully used fireworks to frighten manny teachers. The kind with a string on each end that would pop when pulled apart were my favorite. They're easily attached to a teacher's desk drawers.

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itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 10:44 am

Stink bombs, fire alarms, notes on the chalkboard.....

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 10:46 am

I used to write the Bible verse from Timothy on the chalk board before class that talked about how women shouldn't teach men. Pissed her off every time. Miss Adams was also the target of our "Adams Family" rendition when she had her back to us.

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 10:47 am

I removed a toiled seat and placed it on a teacher's desk seat.

We uses to pickup Mr. clay's little Honda and move it to the side walk.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:09 am

Why did you remove a toilet seat? What was your punishment for all those pranks?

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:11 am

"Fire alarm"

You could get into some serious trouble for pulling the fire alarm.

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 11:11 am

No. The toilet seat was placed on the teacher's seat as a prank. When he pulled out his chair there was a toilet seat on it.

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 11:12 am

Serious trouble? Of course. Don't get caught and don't confess.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:12 am

What was his response to that?

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:13 am

Did you have a reason for doing those pranks?

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 11:14 am

The worst thing I ever did was to a Gunnery Sgt in the Marines. I can't repeat what I did here because it was truly a bad thing. Half of you would roll with laughter and the other half would think I was the embodiment of evil.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:15 am

Did you have oral sex with him? Rob screams, "I knew it!" Jk!

Tell me on another poll!

itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 11:16 am

He was the worst though. He was an old, crackly, Vietnam era Marine that had been busted many times for alcohol related things. He was my boss and he was always mean.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:08 am

Tell us!

EarlyBird Portland
06/11/14 10:32 am

When I was in 4th grade, I took a bunch of perfume bottles I'd taken from my mom and secretly placed them all around the classroom. When kids and the teacher began finding them, it caused the distraction I was looking for.

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itsOkay no longer answering here
06/11/14 10:41 am

You really stretches the boundaries there bird.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:07 am

Haha! Only EB would think to do that.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:27 am

What did you do when you got the class distracted?

EarlyBird Portland
06/11/14 11:27 am

More proof that I have a wild side.

political Georgia
06/11/14 11:29 am

As wild as that bird's eye?

cowboy Doors of Perception
06/11/14 10:28 am

No. I thought it was childish then.

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political Georgia
06/11/14 11:19 am

I bet you were in a couple of fights in elementary school.

cowboy Doors of Perception
06/11/14 1:16 pm

You would be right.

cowboy Doors of Perception
06/11/14 1:17 pm

That was in a time before quacks started drugging boys and making up diseases like ADD.

political Georgia
06/11/14 10:21 am

The boy sitting in front of me would not quit rapping, so I take a bottle with some hand sanitizer and sprayed it in his hair last year.

In 6th grade, a boy poked me in the eye on purpose, so I threw him out of his seat.

Otherwise, good child!

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presrvd Phoenix
06/11/14 11:42 am

In 6th grade, there was a kid who sat in front of me with a mullet. He was constantly tilting his head back and getting his greasy hair all over my desk just to annoy me. One day I got annoyed, and put 3 packs worth of gum all over in his hair.