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MrMilkdud June 11th, 2014 7:53am

You are a surgeon. A man shows up at your house late at night with a non lethal gunshot wound requiring urgent attention and offers a lot of cash if you help him. He won't go to a hospital because he doesn't want the incident reported to the police.

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professorwho Madness and Genius
06/12/14 10:43 pm

Doesn't matter why he got shot, the point is that he got shot, might bleed out from blood loss, and needs medical attention. Isn't that the point of being a doctor? Helping people no matter what the circumstance?

d0m333 Pennsylvania
06/12/14 9:34 pm

Hypocritical oath obliges the surgeon to help the man

Ivyra Earth
06/12/14 8:59 pm

I'd help, it makes me sick that things would be reported to the police against people's will... But how will I do it from my house with no equipment?

tokala
06/12/14 3:43 pm

Help, but while I'm gathering my supplies I call the police.

waterstar
06/12/14 1:34 pm

Help, of course, but it didn't work out too well for Dr. Mudd.

WhoAreYou Up In The Trees
06/12/14 11:25 am

I would assume if you refused to help him that he or one of his pals hiding in the bushes would kill you.

RumpleForeskin Western NY
06/12/14 7:43 am

Help him then call the cops.

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FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
06/12/14 4:38 am

At that point I'd have a sophisticated surveillance system in place. I'd patch him up and then turn the data over to the authorities. Although before operating, I'd still recommend that he go to the hospital, because bending a fork…

FIAT2LUX On Planet Earth
06/12/14 4:38 am

with his mouth is not the best anesthesia.

ScrewU Gone
06/12/14 3:32 am

You want to be an accessory after the fact? Cause that's how you get to be an accessory after the fact.

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TheMadScientist the mad laboratory
06/11/14 5:17 pm

"Get the fuck away from my house unless you want something else that has to be removed."

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scubaagb
06/11/14 11:52 am

You can lose your medical license for that. Nope I wouldn't do it.

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TGood123 California
06/11/14 11:23 am

I don't think I want to make the guy with the suspicious gunshot wound angry...

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anotherme next to my iPad
06/11/14 10:53 am

I would do enough to keep him going, but not "be able" to remove the bullet for some reason. If there was a way to call someone or take a photo of him or his vehicle, I would also do that. Probably not try to call 911 unless he had me hostage.

Zimmeress Make Me Laugh
06/11/14 9:03 am

If you have the energy, then yes. The Good Samaritan Law will protect you if anything goes awry as long as you stay within your scope of practice. That being said, you also 'should' alert the authorities but could do it after they leave. Hands free.

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ajpreyes Laveen
06/11/14 8:56 am

Call 911 and help him. Hippocratic oath requires it.

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MrMilkdud
06/11/14 9:07 am

Nope. This sort of thing actually happens in real life.

curtron basement of the Alamo
06/11/14 9:49 am

I don't doubt it. I just watch too many movies.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
06/11/14 7:43 am

Sorry guy I don't break the law.

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missmorganmarie ...
06/11/14 7:41 am

Great question

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rickvee Living the dream
06/11/14 7:24 am

If I have the tools and equipment available of course. As a doctor I would be bound by the Hippocratic oath.

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Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/11/14 7:15 am

Of course I help him, assuming I can appropriately without taking him to the hospital. I'm a doctor, it's what I do. I also report it. I'm sure he'll be discussing his situation with the nice policemen by the time we finish patching him up.

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EarlyBird Portland
06/11/14 6:57 am

I'm in the minority on this one. It's not life threatening and I don't want to get involved in something illegal. I would try to talk him into going to the hospital.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
06/11/14 7:43 am

We think alike

mikeey1962 on SOH where else
06/11/14 6:42 am

I have stuff in my home that will work as an anasthetic, and I'm not a surgeon,

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usernamehere Raise a little hell
06/11/14 6:06 am

Help him, don't accept the cash.

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usernamehere Raise a little hell
06/11/14 6:06 am

And report him while he's under anesthetic.

MrMilkdud
06/11/14 6:21 am

You're the second person who believes surgeons have anesthetic in their homes.
Anesthesiologists handle the anesthesia, not surgeons. And they can't take it home with them.

MrMilkdud
06/11/14 6:25 am

If this guy is getting sewn up at a surgeons house, he's going to have to be awake.

Plus, any bad guy worth his salt isn't going to let anyone anesthetize him.

Vincere Seattle
06/11/14 10:12 am

I guess we'll have to use the poor man's anesthesia: vodka. Lots of vodka.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
06/11/14 5:58 am

Of course I'd help him, I'd feel like I killed him myself if I didn't

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MrMilkdud
06/11/14 6:22 am

But it's a non lethal wound, is he's not going to die. He probably just needs the bullet removed and to be sewn up.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
06/11/14 5:19 pm

Eh, probably still do it

TomM
06/11/14 5:46 am

I would help him but I would find a way to suggest he goes to the hospital. If I feel threatened in any way find a way to take him to my office and get a colleague to come in too. Something to help my own situation.

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TomM
06/11/14 5:47 am

Afterwards go to the police with the money and report it. If they can document a criminal activity happened, give them the money.

TomM
06/11/14 5:48 am

Actually call a lawyer before I go to the police.

rons WOKE is sick
06/11/14 5:26 am

Put him under then call the cops.

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MrMilkdud
06/11/14 5:36 am

Why do you have anesthetic at your house?

rons WOKE is sick
06/11/14 5:54 am

It's called a ball peen hammer.

JustBob Your anger fascinates me
06/11/14 5:55 am

For situations just like these

chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/11/14 5:12 am

Doctors treat knowingly all kinds of murderers and pedophiles. I would treat him but either way its a lose lose for you. If you don't call the authorized and he kills someone i would think you might be charged with something. If you do call

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chickencookie Jihad Joe
06/11/14 5:13 am

And they jail him you might be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life if he is a gang member or mafia.

rons WOKE is sick
06/11/14 5:27 am

Problem is you treat him then he kills you.

sadewt Rexburg, Idaho
06/11/14 4:21 am

I'm helping him, because thats what I do, but I'm not taking any money for it, and I might report it to the police anyway.

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DavesNotHere where am I
06/11/14 3:10 am

Calling Dr. Mudd, calling Dr. Mudd....

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swervin Maryland
06/11/14 1:15 am

Help him, of course. Part of being a doctor is helping anyone who needs help, regardless of reasons why.

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