Inspired by Political and Okie: Do you have any cheesy/funny pickup/proposal lines?
I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe out of my ears.
Baby your sweeter than crude oil
So, uh, baby, ya wanna do something crude with canola oil? Lol
LOL again. Better though.
This is from an old TV show: Those clothes are nice. They would look even better in a ball by my bed.
LOL. Still not great. Did she fall for it? You're getting better. :)
Mine really weren't that good. Lol
I liked em.
Why were yours?