Stupid question Sunday: if a clown accidentally drops his polka dot pants during a performance because the suspenders unclasp, and he wears nothing underneath, should he be charged with indecent exposure?
Not if she is really hot.
Charge him, clowns are evil scary demons and he did it on purpose to scare everyone
Clowns usually wear two pairs of undies -- your real pair & a big, funny, fake pair. I wore a pair of Mickey Mouse boxers when I was a clown.
Why did it have to be a clown? Clowns are evil.
Let it slide...after all, that's what HE did! (ba-dum-shhhhh)
Clowns should always wear underwear, I think it's in the clown handbook.
Wardrobe malfunction! What did they charge Janet Jackson with?
Call me crazy, but I don't equate a chick's boobs to some dude's junk. Now, if it was a female clown, and *her* pants fell down, my reaction would be the same as to the dude. Put your damned undies on! You don't tweet your junk. You just don't.
Sigh. Junk usually denotes something worthless that should be discarded, while our family jewels are precious, without them, humanity would not survive. Calling them junk is shelved under "why humans are weird" in my brain. It's a huge shelf.
I use the word junk because my five year old son uses the word junk. If I had my druthers, it would be genitalia. But for whatever reason, he thought junk sounded cool, and it stuck. It's also blessedly short, so... Good for SoHing. :)
I'd let it slide because it was, well, an unfortunate accident. May even get a few laughs.