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Praetorianus June 2nd, 2014 4:12am

Stupid question Sunday: if a clown accidentally drops his polka dot pants during a performance because the suspenders unclasp, and he wears nothing underneath, should he be charged with indecent exposure?

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CalTexHawk spiral arm
06/02/14 6:20 pm

Not if she is really hot.

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trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
06/02/14 3:14 am

Charge him, clowns are evil scary demons and he did it on purpose to scare everyone

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jmw7477 Indiana
06/02/14 2:17 am

Clowns usually wear two pairs of undies -- your real pair & a big, funny, fake pair. I wore a pair of Mickey Mouse boxers when I was a clown.

presrvd Phoenix
06/01/14 11:27 pm

Why did it have to be a clown? Clowns are evil.

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
06/01/14 9:52 pm

Let it slide...after all, that's what HE did! (ba-dum-shhhhh)

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rich1010 Stem Cell Harvesting
06/01/14 9:44 pm

Clowns should always wear underwear, I think it's in the clown handbook.

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rbrown Kansas
06/01/14 9:15 pm

Wardrobe malfunction! What did they charge Janet Jackson with?

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Maj Worth Economist
06/01/14 10:07 pm

Call me crazy, but I don't equate a chick's boobs to some dude's junk. Now, if it was a female clown, and *her* pants fell down, my reaction would be the same as to the dude. Put your damned undies on! You don't tweet your junk. You just don't.

Praetorianus Fair enough.
06/02/14 3:45 am

Sigh. Junk usually denotes something worthless that should be discarded, while our family jewels are precious, without them, humanity would not survive. Calling them junk is shelved under "why humans are weird" in my brain. It's a huge shelf.

Maj Worth Economist
06/02/14 7:35 am

I use the word junk because my five year old son uses the word junk. If I had my druthers, it would be genitalia. But for whatever reason, he thought junk sounded cool, and it stuck. It's also blessedly short, so... Good for SoHing. :)

Praetorianus Fair enough.
06/01/14 9:13 pm

I'd let it slide because it was, well, an unfortunate accident. May even get a few laughs.

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