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veritas1 June 1st, 2014 11:06pm

I'm told this is very common, so my question is what free things has Obama bribed YOU with to get your vote?

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FemmeAdamWest in the Tardis library
06/03/14 1:43 pm

I'm white, I just voted for him to get in good with black folks of course.

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ladyniner81 Embrace your inner dork
06/03/14 11:18 am

He promised me the Niners would win the Super Bowl, and then I woke up

TreeHugs Oregon
06/02/14 10:22 pm

A bumper sticker.

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Gingerred primum non nocere
06/02/14 10:16 pm

I got 4 new iPhones just last week!

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Happy Hong Kong
06/02/14 5:28 pm

I don't have a vote. No wonder I didn't get a call from him. :'(

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MadCow former trumper
06/02/14 8:28 am

Not outsourcing America like Romney. The ARRA program showed a commitment to our country.

fredd TrumpLand
06/01/14 11:20 pm

Lol, amusing poll.

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monstermom Washington
06/01/14 9:33 pm

I didn't vote for him the first time let alone the second... lol

corino Utah
06/01/14 8:54 pm

He claims to have saved my healthcare, lowered my premiums and bills and that of the rest of the middle class. This is all nonsense of course but he thinks I'm bought.

PartyJustin R.O.C.K. in the R.O.C.
06/01/14 8:33 pm

A gay cell phone with the closest dealer's number preprogrammed.

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smartfart Florida
06/01/14 8:30 pm

My white guilt was convincing enough. Being a white male, I have been discriminated against more than any other person in the history of the country, but had to vote for him anyway because he's a black guy.
#sarcasmisfun

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ThePhlegm The Lone Star State
06/01/14 8:10 pm

I and every other citizen was bribed with our children's and grandchildren's money....

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ThePhlegm The Lone Star State
06/01/14 8:10 pm

Like every other politician has done.....

Vincere Seattle
06/01/14 8:46 pm

Better add another ellipses just to be safe...

RJ1969 SoCal
06/01/14 7:47 pm

Oh. I feel so bribed.

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BillieJoeCobain Earth turns from sanity
06/01/14 7:02 pm

Lifetime supply of toilet paper. The good crap too. My ass won't ever be tender from sandpaper/cheap toilet paper again! Jk

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rons on top of the world MA
06/01/14 6:43 pm

He did such a good job in the first term I almost voted for his the second time.

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cpaswr 864511320
06/01/14 6:29 pm

I got nothing.

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duey in a fools paradise
06/01/14 6:22 pm

Never voted for him my vote can't be bought by a sweet talking Chicago Organizer.

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Maj Worth Economist
06/01/14 6:14 pm

He bribed me with dignity.

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Arananthi Literal Ninja
06/01/14 5:32 pm

He promised that if we all worked hard and worked together, we could get America on the right path. I very clearly remember the promise. Unfortunately, "working together" requires that half the country doesn't suddenly turn into obstructionist arses.

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CTYankee!!! Connecticut
06/01/14 6:24 pm

I think Reagan said the same thing

SugarShaq
06/01/14 7:33 pm

But, Obama promised to bring everyone together. And even Gallup says he is the most polarizing president ever.

trepidhickory Ayy Lmao
06/01/14 5:31 pm

Well I can't get turned down for health insurance because of the number of concussions ive had

I don't consider that a bribe though

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veritas1 Panda
06/01/14 5:37 pm

That's EXACTLY what an Obamabot would say. You've clearly been programmed by the 24/7 Obama propaganda that is the new media.

Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/01/14 5:20 pm

He promised me there was hope he wasn't just Bush2 again, that he wasn't McCain, and that he wasn't Romney. Good enough, sold! At least he kept the last two of those promises.

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Arananthi Literal Ninja
06/01/14 5:30 pm

In what was has Obama been Bush2 again?

Zod Above Pugetropolis
06/01/14 6:11 pm

Increased spying on US citizens, increased use of drones against civilians including US civilians, still in Iraq, still in Afghanistan, increased use of rendition, etc.

www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-05-29/obama-s-deja-vu-foreign-policy

chickencookie
06/01/14 5:17 pm

Nothing. I saw right through him right away.
#Suckers

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MrWolfe Nashville
06/01/14 6:07 pm

Eagle eye cc!

DrReid Ever present.
06/01/14 6:07 pm

It's a little harsh, but that label fits you pretty well.

peacechik approaching.infinity
06/01/14 5:09 pm

I was too young to vote during his campaign so technically nothing.

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soupyquinn Jr. nuke tester
06/01/14 5:08 pm

Nothing, nor did I vote for him. I'm very proud of the fact that I've stayed off govt handouts even when in a bad place. Though a phone store nearby does advertise free Obama phones.

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Bekka Just relaxing...
06/01/14 4:54 pm

Wait, there was free stuff?

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rbrown Kansas
06/01/14 4:40 pm

The first time I voted for him, he bribed me with not being McCain. The second time, he wasn't Romney. What a trickster.

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Pirate Uses the Tap
06/01/14 4:31 pm

Support for gay rights and same sex marriage which support him on. I also had high hopes for healthcare turning out well. Other than that???

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jackietheman Just Stop...
06/01/14 4:31 pm

I'm offered welfare when I'm an adult, I guess.

Vincere Seattle
06/01/14 4:31 pm

He taught me some sweet dance moves and hooked me up with some cheap weed. It was a fun night until the he got paranoid-high and started babbling about drones and healthcare reform. That part was a little freaky.

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MrWolfe Nashville
06/01/14 4:33 pm

Well, nobody's perfect! Bummer you didn't get to ask him about Area 51 while you guys were baked

Vincere Seattle
06/01/14 4:36 pm

He did mention something about Biden being from outer space... one of Jupiter's moons I think.

MrWolfe Nashville
06/01/14 4:18 pm

He have me a bitchin' Ferrari and a brand new MacBook. Thanks Obama!

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veritas1 Panda
06/01/14 4:18 pm

Wow. Obama selling out to the corporate elite at Apple...

MrWolfe Nashville
06/01/14 4:25 pm

For real... I didn't even vote for him and he still have me the stuff because he's so awesome!

inge MIA
06/01/14 4:17 pm

My bamaphome and welfare. Who needs a job.

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susanr Colorado
06/01/14 4:15 pm

I think I got a bumper sticker when I donated to his campaign. Woo!

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veritas1 Panda
06/01/14 4:16 pm

Careful with that. Some car in our area got vandalized for having Obama 2008 stickers.

susanr Colorado
06/01/14 4:25 pm

I don't even have a car... But we do see Obama/Biden 2008 stickers fairly often here, both on cars & on apartment/house windows. It's relatively safe.
=:-)

usernamehere Raise a little hell
06/01/14 4:15 pm

An Obamaphone, food stamp steaks, a shitload of welfare, a free mosque, some weed, a couple of abortions, three gender reassignment surgeries, my very own death panel, stolen guns, and a job interview with the Benghazigate terrorists.

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veritas1 Panda
06/01/14 4:17 pm

Oh, did you get a But One Get One Free coupon for 3rd trimester abortions, too?

usernamehere Raise a little hell
06/01/14 4:20 pm

Of course! I might use it when his third term comes around. Hussein 2016!

TierasPet
06/01/14 4:12 pm

He hasn't found the right bribe for me yet.

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whitepuppy Happy Birthday
06/01/14 4:12 pm

I didn't vote for him, but if I did it would be because of cheap healthcare (which was actually more expensive).

veritas1 Panda
06/01/14 4:09 pm

[Poll posted from my Obamaphone]

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OhTheIrony Learning from you
06/01/14 4:08 pm

He bribed me with health care reform.

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