Show of Hands

I'm white, I just voted for him to get in good with black folks of course.

He promised me the Niners would win the Super Bowl, and then I woke up

A bumper sticker.

I got 4 new iPhones just last week!

I don't have a vote. No wonder I didn't get a call from him. :'(

Not outsourcing America like Romney. The ARRA program showed a commitment to our country.

Lol, amusing poll.

I didn't vote for him the first time let alone the second... lol

He claims to have saved my healthcare, lowered my premiums and bills and that of the rest of the middle class. This is all nonsense of course but he thinks I'm bought.

A gay cell phone with the closest dealer's number preprogrammed.

My white guilt was convincing enough. Being a white male, I have been discriminated against more than any other person in the history of the country, but had to vote for him anyway because he's a black guy.
#sarcasmisfun

I and every other citizen was bribed with our children's and grandchildren's money....

Oh. I feel so bribed.

Lifetime supply of toilet paper. The good crap too. My ass won't ever be tender from sandpaper/cheap toilet paper again! Jk

He did such a good job in the first term I almost voted for his the second time.

I got nothing.

I got nothing

Never voted for him my vote can't be bought by a sweet talking Chicago Organizer.

He bribed me with dignity.

He promised that if we all worked hard and worked together, we could get America on the right path. I very clearly remember the promise. Unfortunately, "working together" requires that half the country doesn't suddenly turn into obstructionist arses.

Well I can't get turned down for health insurance because of the number of concussions ive had

I don't consider that a bribe though

He promised me there was hope he wasn't just Bush2 again, that he wasn't McCain, and that he wasn't Romney. Good enough, sold! At least he kept the last two of those promises.

Higher taxes

Nothing. I saw right through him right away.
#Suckers

I was too young to vote during his campaign so technically nothing.

Nothing, nor did I vote for him. I'm very proud of the fact that I've stayed off govt handouts even when in a bad place. Though a phone store nearby does advertise free Obama phones.

Wait, there was free stuff?

The first time I voted for him, he bribed me with not being McCain. The second time, he wasn't Romney. What a trickster.

Support for gay rights and same sex marriage which support him on. I also had high hopes for healthcare turning out well. Other than that???

I'm offered welfare when I'm an adult, I guess.

He taught me some sweet dance moves and hooked me up with some cheap weed. It was a fun night until the he got paranoid-high and started babbling about drones and healthcare reform. That part was a little freaky.

He have me a bitchin' Ferrari and a brand new MacBook. Thanks Obama!

My bamaphome and welfare. Who needs a job.

I think I got a bumper sticker when I donated to his campaign. Woo!

An Obamaphone, food stamp steaks, a shitload of welfare, a free mosque, some weed, a couple of abortions, three gender reassignment surgeries, my very own death panel, stolen guns, and a job interview with the Benghazigate terrorists.

He hasn't found the right bribe for me yet.

I didn't vote for him, but if I did it would be because of cheap healthcare (which was actually more expensive).

[Poll posted from my Obamaphone]

He bribed me with health care reform.

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