Show of Hands

Right now I'm busy faking sanity. I'm not very good at it though.

I'm goofy already, I don't need to act. But if you wanted me to act unstable, that's another story.

Don't have the stamina. WAY too much work! Maybe for an hour on a dare - for $ - LOTS of $. Seen crazy & know how hard it is. Besides, I've spent a lot of $ trying to feel *not* crazy. I know what it *looks* like but, no, rather not. Tyvm.

I'd simply start telling them my unfiltered thoughts.

Yes I think most people can

Only while I was speaking.

I don't even have to fake it. OoogaBooogaBoo!

Moo

I do it all the time to freak my friends out lol

Yes.

It's when I have to convincing fake sane that gives me trouble.

I doubt it. I'm not that clever.

I don't think I need to fake it. I'm pretty insane as it is.

A walk in the park, sanity is the problem

I doubt it. Maybe to a casual observer, but not to a trained professional.

Being a theater kid I am basically already there. I can easily fake it and be convincing.

Yep, easily.

What's the definition of sane?

I'm not a very good actress.

Why not? The atheists and liberals on SoH ALREADY think I'm insane.

Why didn't you tellme that the walnuts were revolting?!? Of course the pigskins have three eyes that's not against The laws of physics!

To be or not to be, that is the question. But was hamlet truly defining madness, or was he mad by the point of this monologue. Daresay I it know not, but if one wants to catch the consciousness of a king, use a play, that's the thing!