poisoning God exists, if you met him, what would be your first question?
what the hell is wrong with you?
I guess I'd ask about the most effective and untraceable poisons?
I would ask him how he justifies his evil actions throughout history (assuming the bible is correct). I would ask him why he thinks he deserves my worship. I would ask him why he acts more like a jealous teenager than an omnipotent being.
I guess in far too optimistic that people will actually comment in these
Maybe auto cucumber did it.