Inspired by HayleyS, Zod, Shazam, mattwall1: Would you be open to the U.S establishing Pastafarianism as our official religion and enforcing the 8 I'd-Really-Rather-You-Didn'ts and allowing teacher-led prayer to the Flying Spaghetti monster?
My god, let this really be happening. This will be heaven on Earth.
With a beer volcano and a stripper factory!
Let's make this happen.
Made my day!
Anti religion people sure are obsessed with religion.
I know right.
I love this question! It shows how stupid trying to have one religion truly would be.
Blessed is the FSM, for he who turns water into Pinot Grigio
LOL this is what happens when Kay has a glass of Pinot Grigio and tries to type. Damn it!
strike that "who" please :)
I will only swear alligence to creamy chicken ramen. Those other sinful flavors are communists.
I'm really hungry. *cries*
If I could make you somethin.. I would..
Spaghetti monster poo poo on the unicorn over the flamingo sipping choc o late. Fairy god mother sprinkles on turd.
I've heard the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made out of angel hair.
May His Noodly Appendages be bestowed us all.
We are all from his meatballs
I've said no to a theocratic muck by real religion, I'll say no to theocratic muck by parody religion too.
'Oh divine FSM, hollowed be thy meatballs...'
How dareth thou shorten the O Merciful One's name? Heathen!
Open the gallows, gather the pitchforks! We must rid the world of this impurity.
How many 'Hail Marinaras' must I do for penance?