Show of HandsShow of Hands

droo February 10th, 2014 6:11am

Inspired by HayleyS, Zod, Shazam, mattwall1: Would you be open to the U.S establishing Pastafarianism as our official religion and enforcing the 8 I'd-Really-Rather-You-Didn'ts and allowing teacher-led prayer to the Flying Spaghetti monster?

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Maynard Londor
02/12/14 11:37 am

My god, let this really be happening. This will be heaven on Earth.

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DrDollylonglegs in the lab... again
02/13/14 12:41 am

With a beer volcano and a stripper factory!

Maynard Londor
02/13/14 9:27 am

Let's make this happen.

SugarShaq
02/11/14 4:38 am

Anti religion people sure are obsessed with religion.

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jmw7477 Indiana
02/10/14 8:26 am

I love this question! It shows how stupid trying to have one religion truly would be.

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StilettoMiss SF med law, meme queen
02/10/14 12:38 am

Blessed is the FSM, for he who turns water into Pinot Grigio

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StilettoMiss SF med law, meme queen
02/10/14 12:39 am

LOL this is what happens when Kay has a glass of Pinot Grigio and tries to type. Damn it!

StilettoMiss SF med law, meme queen
02/10/14 12:39 am

strike that "who" please :)

inge MIA
02/10/14 12:04 am

I will only swear alligence to creamy chicken ramen. Those other sinful flavors are communists.

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inge MIA
02/10/14 12:12 am

I'm really hungry. *cries*

Rob Be Safe Be Smart
02/10/14 12:22 am

If I could make you somethin.. I would..

lmurder MDK
02/09/14 11:43 pm

Spaghetti monster poo poo on the unicorn over the flamingo sipping choc o late. Fairy god mother sprinkles on turd.

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b4mytime Orange County, CA
02/09/14 11:40 pm

I've heard the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made out of angel hair.

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droo Santa Barbara
02/09/14 11:25 pm

May His Noodly Appendages be bestowed us all.

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meaning Red Stick
02/10/14 12:09 am

We are all from his meatballs

Mattwall1
02/09/14 11:14 pm

I've said no to a theocratic muck by real religion, I'll say no to theocratic muck by parody religion too.

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MrWolfe Nashville
02/09/14 11:13 pm

'Oh divine FSM, hollowed be thy meatballs...'

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droo Santa Barbara
02/09/14 11:16 pm

How dareth thou shorten the O Merciful One's name? Heathen!

Open the gallows, gather the pitchforks! We must rid the world of this impurity.

MrWolfe Nashville
02/09/14 11:22 pm

How many 'Hail Marinaras' must I do for penance?