Do you think anyone in the history of mankind was ever kicked out of bed for eating crackers?
Maybe. Are the lights on or off?
Grit doesn't need photons for discovery.
Easily true. I've asked hubby to leave just for being insomniac and keeping me awake. Bringing crumbs into the bed? Totally kickable offense.
Objection counselor! Speculation.
Pff. I'm just erring on the side of probability. You'll never prove a negative.
If kick him out in a second. :)
I've kicked myself out in advance of getting kicked out. Does that count?
I dunno....if you kick yourself out of bed,
Isn't that called "Getting Up?"
Idk. That's kind of like knowing you're going to be fired then walking to the boss saying, "I quit, bitch" then walking around victorious
Exactly, but daren't call the Mrs "biotch".
No. More accurately, I saw the judge's verdict before they uttered it.