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As a 25 year old guy you have just horrified me.

I'm 51 and have not felt water yet.. But I'm sure it's coming..lol..

Get a plunger and fix it :)

Tell your wife to get you the nut bra.

Simple. Get an Asian style squatty potty. Take the FemDom weights off your berry sack that your wifey put on you after she found the mistress under your bed.

I have two theories. First, you have a problem with your toilet. Second, you could be aging badly. Have you thought of a man-berry lift as an option?

Sounds like a problem. May need to get your toilet checked for a backup.

That means your vascectomy will be very painful.

You think you're special punk? My balls been touching the toilet water since I hit puberty!

Congratulations?

Can you lower the water level?