Man, this is hard to phrase...have you ever done anything that would warrant a serious and hilarious "Uhh, I can explain"?
One time I bought 1000 tooth brushes off eBay (work related) and when the toothbrushes arrived, the sender included 1000 condoms. Imagine the expressions on the faces of my two teenagers when they saw that sitting on the kitchen counter :))
Probably, Ah hell sure
Who would admit that, yes.
Umm, yeah. But I think I'm going to keep all details of the event to myself.
Give it up. We love you. :)
Got lost coming home from a bar with a friend and got pulled over. We weren't drunk but they wanted to search the car. Found under my seat (passenger) a plastic grocery bag full of condoms...all I could think to say was "they're not mine!"
If it were me, and it's not, the story would go like this: a city attorney with his two budies, the city manager and one more person, steal a cop car to get to the next bar then proceed to literally piss project they don't like.
If someone saw you doing it, that is...