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glion96
02/04/14 9:01 am

Knock knock..who's there..not Susie..

glion96
02/04/14 9:01 am

Why did little Susie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms

dxstap Bloomington, Indiana
02/04/14 12:38 am

A sad story. The other day a young redneck couple died of exposure. It seems that they went to the drive in movie in their convertible to see the movie called "closed for the winter."

EnderWiggin So disillusioned...
02/03/14 10:27 pm

Why are blonde jokes so short?




So men can understand them.

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duey in a fools paradise
02/03/14 8:29 pm

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?



Because they are ugly and they stink!

jvc1133 61535
02/03/14 7:36 pm

Now that is funny

LeDerpityDerp We are not our failures
02/03/14 5:17 pm

My boyfriend just told me this pick up line lol...
You look like a half empty bottle of ketchup, I'd bang you hard against the table.
LOL WTF

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LeDerpityDerp We are not our failures
02/03/14 5:28 pm

Might I add, he's quite proud of it seeing as he made it up...

political Georgia
02/03/14 5:10 pm

Credit goes to Scotty: healthcare.gov

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rickvee Living the dream
02/03/14 4:17 pm

Ok, here's my best & most offensive...
What do you do after raping a blind, deaf, and mute chick?

Break her fucking fingers so she can't tell anyone!

:O

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Keldeo Laverre City
02/03/14 4:20 pm

Dude, that's just distasteful.

FutureMD be nice to people
02/03/14 5:14 pm

How about I break your fingers so you can't type hate like that?

Keldeo Laverre City
02/03/14 5:17 pm

Haha Spiff +1000!

rickvee Living the dream
02/03/14 5:42 pm

Oh no, did someone get offended by a joke? Feel free to move on to other jokes.

FutureMD be nice to people
02/03/14 5:43 pm

Rape isn't a joke.

rickvee Living the dream
02/03/14 6:32 pm

So what's not "off limits" then?

FutureMD be nice to people
02/03/14 7:35 pm

Are you implying that the only way to make jokes is to disrespect and make fun of serious crimes? There are plenty of other ways to make jokes without making hateful comments about a terrible thing.

rickvee Living the dream
02/03/14 7:49 pm

How did you infer that from, "what's not off limits?".

rickvee Living the dream
02/04/14 7:49 am

Not at all, everyone has a differing sense of humor. How about... A blonde, brunette, and redhead walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and the redhead says, "I'll have a BL" bartender says, "what's a BL?" And red says, "a bud light", brunette...

rickvee Living the dream
02/04/14 7:52 am

Tells the bartender, "I'll have a CL". He says, "Oh, a Coors light", blonde says, "I'll have a 15". Bartender says, "Ok, BL and CL I can understand, but what the hell is a 15?" Blonde says, "Duh... A 7&7" ;P

rickvee Living the dream
02/04/14 7:53 am

The president, the pope, and a rabbi walk into a bar hand-in-hand. Bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

JennaAwesome Book Lover
02/03/14 4:08 pm

What does one dog say to another dog?



Woof, bark, ruff

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mikeey1962 on SOH where else
02/03/14 4:08 pm

Denver played football at the Super Bowl, biggest joke I Seen in a while..,,

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FutureMD be nice to people
02/03/14 4:04 pm

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?



Because he was outstanding in his field!!

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Keldeo Laverre City
02/03/14 4:04 pm

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
*To whom.

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cduttwolf New York
02/03/14 4:03 pm

Okay, cow jokes. What happened to the cow when it jumped over the fence?

Udder destruction

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MJ928 Iz gonna b a bumpi ride
02/03/14 4:01 pm

What did the cow say to the other cow???
Moo.

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