Tell me a joke!
Knock knock..who's there..not Susie..
Why did little Susie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms
A sad story. The other day a young redneck couple died of exposure. It seems that they went to the drive in movie in their convertible to see the movie called "closed for the winter."
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they stink!
Now that is funny
My boyfriend just told me this pick up line lol...
You look like a half empty bottle of ketchup, I'd bang you hard against the table.
Might I add, he's quite proud of it seeing as he made it up...
Credit goes to Scotty: healthcare.gov
Ok, here's my best & most offensive...
What do you do after raping a blind, deaf, and mute chick?
Break her fucking fingers so she can't tell anyone!
Dude, that's just distasteful.
How about I break your fingers so you can't type hate like that?
Haha Spiff +1000!
Oh no, did someone get offended by a joke? Feel free to move on to other jokes.
Rape isn't a joke.
So what's not "off limits" then?
Are you implying that the only way to make jokes is to disrespect and make fun of serious crimes? There are plenty of other ways to make jokes without making hateful comments about a terrible thing.
How did you infer that from, "what's not off limits?".
Not at all, everyone has a differing sense of humor. How about... A blonde, brunette, and redhead walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and the redhead says, "I'll have a BL" bartender says, "what's a BL?" And red says, "a bud light", brunette...
Tells the bartender, "I'll have a CL". He says, "Oh, a Coors light", blonde says, "I'll have a 15". Bartender says, "Ok, BL and CL I can understand, but what the hell is a 15?" Blonde says, "Duh... A 7&7" ;P
The president, the pope, and a rabbi walk into a bar hand-in-hand. Bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
What does one dog say to another dog?
Woof, bark, ruff
Denver played football at the Super Bowl, biggest joke I Seen in a while..,,
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
Okay, cow jokes. What happened to the cow when it jumped over the fence?
What did the cow say to the other cow???