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NYevo NY
02/03/14 4:14 pm

I think the thing that gets me sometimes is when my wife is arguing both sides of an issue. Thats when i get confused, lol. I never understand how she does that

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NYevo NY
02/03/14 4:15 pm

That said, she's my warm blanket.

comppete Las Vegas
02/03/14 3:01 pm

My Wife does not annoy me, but if she nags me a bit too much, I sheepishly say; Yes Dear! She knows then that the last nag should be the last nag. :-)

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 6:22 pm

You've perfect a form of communication.

comppete Las Vegas
02/03/14 9:53 pm

Yup. It took 36 years to perfect, LOL!

Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 4:09 am

35 for me and I'm still perfecting it!

icytoes the tepid north
02/03/14 2:06 pm

I am the wife, and I'm sure I annoy him at times.

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 6:22 pm

Noooo! Really!

drcynic Pittsburgh, PA
02/03/14 11:09 am

I don't have a wife. I don't have a fiancée. I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have anyone except myself and it's not a loving relationship.

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Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 7:53 am

You need someone to annoy you! ;)

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/03/14 9:34 am

I don't have a wife. I think a wife would be something pretty nice to have. Someone to cook for you serve you and take care of you. I have a husband. At times I find him highly annoying.

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icytoes the tepid north
02/03/14 2:07 pm

Funny - my husband does those things. I'm the slovenly one.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/03/14 2:09 pm

I am far less then meet too but I cook all this meals and serve his food to him in the front room.

icytoes the tepid north
02/03/14 2:12 pm

My husband cooks most nights. He also does the laundry and dishes, because he wants them done faster than I get to them.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
02/03/14 2:15 pm

As long as he doesn't criticize you that is great. My husband likes his food cooked certain ways so he really gets catered to that way.

icytoes the tepid north
02/03/14 2:44 pm

Oh gosh no he never says anything that isn't sweet to me :)

musiman28 Cotton country
02/03/14 9:17 am

Pretty regularly! But I still love her! And besides, if we both thought alike, it would get boring.

jvc1133 61535
02/03/14 7:49 am

The ex is in Texas, we get along fine

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TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:58 am

A couple more marriages and you could have a great country song. No - that's been done! lol :o)

Haplo2
02/03/14 9:40 am

No, he has to move to Tennessee first. ;-)

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 3:05 pm

You got me, Hap! :o)

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:39 am

I haven't stayed married for 40 years by answering questions like this in the affirmative.

"Heck, no! Even her snoring is music to me!" :o)

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:51 am

Took the words right out of my mouth! :-D

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:55 am

This is a great poll, Eb!

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 8:49 am

I think so but it's been down voted.

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 3:08 pm

Every good conservative's polls are down-voted. Liberals are sore losers, and they hold grudges.

NYevo NY
02/03/14 4:10 pm

Says the conservative with no bias

presrvd Phoenix
02/03/14 7:16 am

Only when she's right......

Oh wait.....

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TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:43 am

Excellent! :o)
I see from your profile that our agreement percentage is high (>65%). Following you now.

Kazuto originally animefanZ
02/03/14 7:06 am

I'm not married yet but my girlfriend will never bother me in fact I wouldn't be able to face the world without she's my everything.

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EarlyBird Portland
02/03/14 7:08 am

You sure talk about your girlfriend a lot.

Kazuto originally animefanZ
02/03/14 7:11 am

I'm sorry I know I do I bet I do get annoying at times I really care about her

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:45 am

Kaz, that's not annoying. It says great things about you. I think you're both lucky to have each other.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:05 am

Actual conversation recorded by the NSA this morning. The names are privileged to protect the innocent.
H = husband
W = wife

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:44 am

H: Good morning.
W: Here's a cup of coffee.
H: Ty. Starts catching up on his work on SOH.
W: Did you order those phones?
H: Yes. Continues working.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:45 am

W: When will we get them?
H: Sighs, exits SOH, logs into Amazon.
W: Midway through logon, "When did you say we're going to get it?"
H: Finally logs onto account, finds order, tracks order. "On Friday". Exits Amazon, gets back to work.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:47 am

W: How much did we pay for it?
H: Trying to log back on Amazon.
W: Are you going to tell me what I asked?
H: $100
W: OK
H: Exits Amazon and gets btw on SOH.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:48 am

W: Was it the model "we" wanted?
H: Red haze obscures vision. I'm trying to get some work done.
W: Really, what? Stands behind husband to see what he's doing.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:48 am

H: Exits SOH and begins login to Amazon.
W: Don't worry I'll get the paper myself. /s
H: Checks model # and confirms w/ W

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:48 am

Spooky. How many of our homes are you monitoring?

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:48 am

W: Gives best Cheshire Cat smile and says "I love you".
H: I love you too (while beating his head on the table until almost unconscious)!

EarlyBird Portland
02/03/14 8:21 am

Haha... Ebola, so, so cute :-))

Wives, can't live with them,
can't live without them :))

BrittneyBunny Maryland
02/03/14 9:42 pm

My husbands free time is consumed of SOH. There have been times I've taken his phone away so that he wouldn't be in it.

EarlyBird Portland
02/03/14 6:48 am

My wife never annoys me :-D

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:02 am

I'll bet you don't understand how that could happen, do you?

EarlyBird Portland
02/03/14 7:07 am

I haven't a clue.

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:49 am

See above.

NYevo NY
02/03/14 6:21 am

Certainly.

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egglayer
02/03/14 6:15 am

Lol...He said yes :(

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:02 am

No dinner tonight!

chickencookie
02/03/14 6:13 am

Yes. My husband does

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TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/03/14 7:51 am

You women! You always turn everything around so it's our fault! lol ❤️

Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 7:52 am

Noooo!

chickencookie
02/03/14 8:12 am

Haha Tom! We got a storm here again coming down like Christmas! Ebola - I apologize but are you a male?

chickencookie
02/03/14 8:53 am

I thought so. I thought a girl here was a guy. Sometimes you dont know if its not someone you talk to often. Are you the doctor or is that more confusion
On my part. ;)

chickencookie
02/03/14 6:29 pm

I think susan mentioned that. Medical?

Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 4:12 am

Yes, I'm Family Practice but working in Urgent Care right now.

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/04/14 5:18 am

Eb, are you in the Daytona/Port Orange area? We've got a condo in Daytona Beach Shores, and I'd love it if I found out I knew a good doc in the area! :o)

Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 6:24 am

No, I'm in Orange Park but I'd love to meet you for a cup of coffee sometime.

chickencookie
02/04/14 6:40 am

Coffee? Tom wants a steak dinner!

TomLaney1 Jesus is Lord
02/04/14 6:47 am

Haha, Grace! Eb, We probably won't get down there until May. We rent it out most of the year.

chickencookie
02/04/14 6:50 am

Good morning Tom!

Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 7:49 am

If you'll meet us I'll buy the steak dinner. Otherwise we'll have fried chicken!

Ebola1 Florida
02/04/14 7:52 am

Let me know when you're here. ebola100@gmail.com or on SOH.

chickencookie
02/04/14 8:01 am

..........

jmw7477 Indiana
02/03/14 6:13 am

My husband & I both get on each other's nerves at times. After 18 years of marriage, it's sure to happen. That's the wonderful thing about having his man cave & my woman den at opposite ends of the house.

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Ebola1 Florida
02/03/14 5:47 am

Of course not. I don't understand how that could happen. ;(

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