Show of Hands

Fully dressed, not sober, private pool, ruined my cell phone when I was ummmm, young

No, but my cousin did. With a towel while eating a cookie.

When I was about 1. Had to be saved by the lifeguard, or so I'm told.

Yes, and I couldn't swim yet.

Never sober...or fully dressed for that matter.

I've come close to falling in many times.

Fallen? No. Been pushed? Now that's another story...