Today is My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day !
Dear Liza, Dear Liza ?
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza!
Then fix it with straw.
If the stars is too long, then cut it with the ax.
If the ax is too dull, then sharpen it with a stone.
If the stone is too dry, then wet it with water.
If you don’t have any water, then fetch some with the bucket...
Oh crap, I see the predicament here 😜