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TopsQueen August 16th, 2016 1:38pm

My husband thinks when one of his wives was pregnant he suffered every bit as much as she did. Having been pregnant three times and had three of the old-fashioned C-sections, I do not agree. Who do you agree with?

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Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/16/16 9:51 am

Geez, how many wives does he have? Lol

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MyRedSkirt Cali
08/16/16 7:16 am

Funny story:

My husband is an instructor & one day a male cadet ran off & puked in the grass. The guy sheepishly explained that his wife was pregnant & he had sympathy morning sickness. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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cornybread The Large Malus Fruit
08/16/16 7:53 am

Pretty sure the guy doesn't suffer the weight gain, heartburn, hormonal mood swings, frequency of urination, back pain, fatigue, foot swelling, constipation, stretch marks, possible high blood pressure, yada yada yada...
and that's all before the actual birth.

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Wino I need a drink
08/16/16 6:41 am

😝😝😝Sure he did. My husband claimed I had an easy pregnancy once because I didn't complain. Apparently, he didn't notice my puking or bedrest. Luckily, the person he said it to put him in his place.

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GrandmaALiCE Rocky Mtns aerial view
08/16/16 11:53 am

Well, obviously, he lived to tell about it. That's a testament to his ex-wife's restraint. 😊

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 9:04 am

After I lost a lot of weight I had what was called a skirt. and it was surgically removed. I was in the hospital four days. When I got home on the way home my husband asked me what I was cooking for dinner. He had a colonoscopies. He went home and spent the day in bed. yep men.

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imanag My heaven on Earth
08/16/16 8:11 am

Poor man, he had it sooooo tough! πŸ˜‚

I'm with you, Tops. He may have heard about it, but the physical and emotional experience of pregnancy, birth, and recovery is vastly different that just hearing about if.

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GrandmaALiCE Rocky Mtns aerial view
08/16/16 11:54 am

Did that comment make sense? I meant, she didn't kill him for his whining.

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singkitty In the cloud
08/16/16 5:38 pm

Sounds like he truly is incapable of real sympathy.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 7:54 am

He thinks if he hears about it he suffers period he doesn't realise what he didn't hear.

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voc I am...what I am
08/16/16 2:44 pm

Good gravy! I watched my wife have a c section and I can ga run tee you she had it WAAAAAAAAAY worse than me.

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BamaGirl ROLL TIDE from Arizona
08/16/16 7:16 pm

That sounds like something your husband would say...πŸ™„

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paganraccoon ABC123
08/16/16 7:53 pm

I'm very anti-feminist, and that was a really stupid thing to say.

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MJSeals Esq.
08/16/16 9:41 am

lol, I don't know his ex, but she must have been one hell of woman to have tortured him that much for 10 months!

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Wino I need a drink
08/16/16 7:17 pm

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Almost.

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Wino I need a drink
08/16/16 7:18 pm

Shocking how quickly he went through wives given his empathy.

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 3:06 pm

You're a smart man. I had the old belly button down one of my husband thinks he had it worse than me

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 3:07 pm

None of us did. He use my good Ginger scissors to cut carpet and he lived.

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lcamino Florida and Georgia
08/16/16 9:08 am

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rons Thanks America
08/16/16 7:39 am

Wow! Polygamy reins!

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gameplayer2014 Constipated Clefable
08/16/16 11:14 am

You got more balls then him. Just saying he's the bitch of the house and you the man of the house. Just saying.

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LadyBug237 Florida
08/17/16 10:52 pm

No disrespect meant here Tops. But I gotta say.
Your husband thinks some strange things!!

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 7:54 am

He had three wives three separate marriages before he was 27

allswel Minnesota
08/16/16 11:31 am

Timing seems important here.

Sequential or concurrent?

Laserbeam Crazy bird lady
08/16/16 11:40 am

Lol I know what she meant, it's just the wording that I found a little humor in πŸ˜‹

willow
08/17/16 7:09 am

My husband had a vasectomy done one week before I had a c-section. Guess who spent more time resting? πŸ™„

ladyniner81 I need chocolate
08/17/16 9:47 am

This reminds me of my brother in law, when my mom had to rush my sister to the hospital when she was in labor with her oldest kid. Everytime she had a contraction, he'd moan like he felt sorry for her (he's a riot) my mom was like "please, you're not helping any". (And I found out those movie episodes about pregnant women in labor screaming unmentionable things to their husbands is true. LOL) I'm in the backseat laughing my ass off.

ladyniner81 I need chocolate
08/17/16 9:52 am

That was a terrible thing to say. Hearing my sister going through a contraction, she sounded like she was being tortured. He's nuts

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
08/16/16 3:08 pm

Late wife had two I had three. Ex zero