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MrMilkdud April 12th, 2016 2:09am

The Swedish Tourists Association has opened a new international phone line. Your call is connected to a random Swede who has volunteered to talk to strangers about visiting Sweden. Do you want to talk to a random Swede?

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:32 pm

I hope they don't let any of the refugees answer the phone. I don't like artificial Swedeners.

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:12 pm

My 8 year old went through the roof when I told her about this. She wrote about about 30 questions she wants to ask her random Swede.
I feel kind of sorry for whoever answers the phone this weekend.

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
04/11/16 7:30 pm

Sounds like a pretty swede deal...

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cass95 Jesus 2021
04/11/16 7:37 pm

Do people there take their coffee with Sweden low?

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Luftwaffe South of Heaven
04/11/16 8:02 pm

Hello Sweden who am I talking to? "My name is Muhammad thanks for calling. What do you want to know?" *hangs up* then I call again, Hello Sweden, who am I talking to? "My name is Ahmahhed, that's for calling. What do you want to know?"

Yeah no thanks, I prefer not to depress myself.

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:44 pm

And by "everyone" I mean everyone in Sweden. I just called them on that tourist line.

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:34 pm

I'm going to ask them if they know how to draw Sven Diagrams

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thebarr
04/12/16 3:04 am

Only if it's the chef from the Muppets.

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cass95 Jesus 2021
04/11/16 7:45 pm

I'm keeping it rated "G" and I get no love! Good grief!

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cass95 Jesus 2021
04/11/16 7:23 pm

Awwww! That's super swede. Uhhhh I mean sweet!

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:43 pm

Sorry, cass, but everyone discussed it and you get a sad trombone for that one.

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17millionTwats Leeds, UK
04/11/16 11:47 pm

If i was planning a trip id definitely call, sounds like a great idea

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TopsQueen Oregon Coast
04/11/16 7:28 pm

If she ever wants to talk to somebody about Oregon I'll be more than happy to send you my phone number. Sir Francis Drake camped not far from here. And we're very close to the ocean.

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:31 pm

You appear suddenly and the disappear again before anyone gets a screenshot.

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
04/11/16 9:14 pm

No, he probably did say "that's for calling"

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rons screw politicians
04/12/16 10:08 am

It their second language now! Allah u ackbar.

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Nik
04/11/16 9:02 pm

Hey! We Norwegians tan, you guys just call it less white!😀

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:25 pm

Hey! Just passing through?

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MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:29 pm

You're becoming the Bigfoot of SOH, cass.

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LadyA Earth Explorer
04/12/16 8:48 am

No thanks. I lived across the water from Sweden. Fun idea though.

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rlands
04/11/16 7:18 pm

I know a swede and he told me not to visit Sweden 😂 said it was boring but he might be a lil biased

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rons screw politicians
04/12/16 10:07 am

Most likely tourism faded after all the migrants came from the middle east raising concerns about rape and violence in Sweden. The place is collapsing.

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cass95 Jesus 2021
04/11/16 7:29 pm

Perhaps.
Or, I may stay and play a bit. Haven't quite decided. I'll have to observe the sandbox for a minute.......

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MachoMatt84 Mountain climbing
04/11/16 9:13 pm

I likes the way Swedish it out like that!

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tayen Illinois
04/13/16 7:34 pm

There are plenty of Swedes at my school if I wanted to talk to one.

TopsQueen Oregon Coast
04/11/16 7:27 pm

Sure why not. Before I after I talk the same thing would hinder me from going to Sweden. Called money. I'm from the Scandinavian part of Seattle. Talk about sticking out in a crowd. I'm short chunky and dark. I tan Norwegians don't

MrMilkdud
04/11/16 7:34 pm

That's it. I'm out of Swedish puns.

thomas12266
04/11/16 8:29 pm

I'd be pen pals, and maybe visit them one day.