You have to spend the rest of your life with this person as your neighbor. Who do you choose?
Since Phelps is dead, I'll take him. Even if he were alive, though, I'd rather live across the street in the rainbow house and give him & his followers fits. Living next to Sarah Palin could be unbearable.
Fred Phelps is dead, so it would be quieter
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Palin seems like a nice lady, but also the kind of lady who would be a little too quick to call the cops when I'm throwing a party. At least a dead guy can't hassle you.
A desperate choice. Palin maybe.
Palin, I think, would be a very quite and respectful neighbor so I would choose her.