Cthullhu December 11th, 2018 4:40pm
                
			            
							The Emperor of Squidtopia needs a new Chief of Staff:  Starting pay is $170k a year.  Requirements include:  Manage my daily schedule, babysit my children, sign a loyalty oath & repeat ‘alternate facts.’  Will you apply to be my right hand Squid?
                
			           
          
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